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+{
+  "user.not.found": "meowser not found :c",
+  "cant.invite.urself": "you can't invite yourself, silly :3",
+  "user.already.invited": "you have already invited this user meow",
+  "user.invited": "user invited successfully :3",
+  "cant.create.dm.without.invitation": "you can't create a dm without invitation ><",
+  "dm.begin.notice": "at the beginning of a meowchat, you should always verify that the person you're talking to is the intended recipient",
+  "failed.accept.dm": "failed to accept direct meowchat",
+  "dm.accepted": "direct meowchat accepted",
+  "no.invite.found": "you can't create a dm without invitation *hiss*",
+  "unknown.error": "unknown error :o",
+  "account.creation.request.expired": "cat creation request expired. try again",
+  "invalid.username": "invalid cat name: {0}",
+  "invalid.password": "invalid meow word: {0}",
+  "incorrect.captcha": "incorrect captcha. try meowgain",
+  "username.taken": "this cat name is already taken",
+  "accounts.slots.full": "you can't create a new cat because all collars are used. try again later",
+  "registration.disabled": "registration disabled",
+  "account.created": "cat created successfully",
+  "password.changed": "meow word changed successfully",
+  "keys.updated": "nametag updated successfully",
+  "unknown.request": "unknown request: {0}",
+  "login.successful": "pawgin successful :3",
+  "username.length": "cat name must be {0} characters long",
+  "username.conditions.allowed": "cat name can only include {all}",
+  "password.not.hashed.properly": "meow word is not hashed properly",
+  "invalid.username.or.password": "invalid cat name or meow word",
+  "account.not.exist": "cat with this name doesn't exist",
+  "invalid.nonce": "invalid nonce. try again",
+  "username.changed": "cat name changed successfully",
+  "auth.failed.redirect.to.login": "failed to find owner. redirecting to pawgin...",
+  "dm.refresh.failed": "failed to refresh direct meowchats",
+  "chat.add.failed": "failed to add meowchat",
+  "something.wrong.mayb.pass": "something went wrong... :c (probably wrong meow word)",
+  "something.wrong": "something went wrong... :c",
+  "passwords.not.match": "meow word do not match",
+  "password.cant.empty": "meow word cannot be empty",
+  "username.cant.empty": "cat name cannot be empty",
+  "bad.request": "bad request!!!",
+
+  "letters": "letters",
+  "numbers": "numbers",
+  "underscores": "underscores",
+
+  "loading.connecting": "connecting...",
+  "loading.loading": "loading...",
+  "loading.done": "ready! :3",
+
+  "title.home": "bed",
+  "title.dms": "direct meowchats",
+  "title.groups": "clowder",
+  "title.welcome.splash": "welpaw to Meowven",
+  "desc.welcome.splash": "first Larpix client",
+  "title.splash": "splash",
+  "title.create.dm": "invite to direct meowchat",
+  "title.create.space": "create house",
+  "title.create.group": "create clowder",
+  "title.add.chat": "add meowchat",
+  "desc.add.chat": "add a private, encrypted meowchat by entering a cat name",
+  "desc.create.group": "create a private, encrypted clowder",
+  "placeholder.create.group.input": "my clowder",
+  "placeholder.create.space.input": "my house",
+  "title.name": "name",
+  "desc.create.space": "create a house for your community",
+  "desc.join.space": "join a community that fits you",
+  "title.join.space": "join house",
+  "title.space.id": "house id",
+  "title.inbox": "inbox",
+  "title.invites": "invites",
+  "title.notifications": "notifications",
+  "title.received": "received",
+  "title.sent": "sent",
+  "title.all": "all",
+  "title.unread": "unread",
+
+  "title.sign.up": "sign up",
+  "title.sign.in": "sign in",
+  "title.sign.in.to": "sign in to your larpix instance",
+  "title.server.host": "server host",
+  "title.username": "meow name",
+  "title.password": "meow word",
+  "title.new.here.?": "new here?",
+  "title.create.an.account": "create a cat",
+  "join.larpix": "join Larpix",
+  "title.create.new.account": "create new larpix cat account",
+  "notice.use.strong.pass": "remember to use a strong meow word! tt will be used to lock your collar",
+  "title.confirm.password": "confirm meow word",
+  "title.already.registered.?": "already a kitty?",
+  "title.back.to.login": "back to pawgin",
+  "title.verify": "verify",
+  "title.captcha.desc": "prove you are a kitty",
+  "title.captcha.code": "captcha code",
+  "title.invitation.code": "invitation code",
+  "title.back.to.register": "back to registration",
+  "placeholder.username": "cat name",
+  "placeholder.invitation.code": "invitation code",
+  "placeholder.captcha.code": "captcha code"
+}